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Total Medals Earned: 27 (From 9 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 220 Points

Bunny Invasion: Easter

BULLET SPENDER Unlocked 4/29/09
5 Points
Use 500 bullets.
DEATH TO THE BUNNIES! Unlocked 4/29/09
5 Points
Kill 50 bunnies.
FAT WALLET Unlocked 4/29/09
5 Points
Spend £10,000.
TICK, BOOM! 5 Points Use a grenade.
AAARGH! 10 Points Go into RAGE.
BEEP, BOOM! 10 Points Use a remote explosive.
SEXY ASS 10 Points Get someone naked!
ECHO AND THE DEAD BUNNY MAN 25 Points Kill the bunny man.
HAPPY FUCKING EASTER! 25 Points Kill the Easter bunny.
JIM THE CONQUEROR 25 Points Fully Upgrade the assistant.
KRYPTONITE THAT, BITCH! 25 Points Kill the super bunny.
NICE SCORE 50 Points Get a high score of 10,000,000.
TROPHY BOY 50 Points Get all trophies!
YIPPEE KAY AY 50 Points Purchase all weapons.
EXCELLENT SCORE 100 Points Get a high score of 14,000,000.
SUPER ARSENAL 100 Points Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!

Medals Earned: 3/16 (15/500 points)

Castle Crashing the Beard

Whiskered Away Unlocked 4/29/09
5 Points
Level Up once.
Fabulous! 25 Points Reach the maxed out level.
Graven Image 25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor 25 Points Win without losing a life.
The Fast and the Furriest 25 Points Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp 50 Points Defeat The Beard

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

Darnell's Recount

Floatin Unlocked 4/30/09
5 Points
Master the Fire Flip.
The Election Unlocked 4/30/09
5 Points
View the intro movie.
DownForwardPunch 5 Points View the COMBOS page.
Teh Intran3tz 5 Points Visit the links page.
Evil Dead 10 Points Get your chainsaw on!
Medication 10 Points Drink the mystery potion.
SupaSpy 25 Points Find all 6 secret areas.
Thanks... 25 Points Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Toasty 25 Points Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Animal Control 50 Points Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Recount 50 Points Defeat the class president.
UberPWNT 50 Points Shut down the UberBot.
Yes We Can! 50 Points Beat the game.
Must be the Afro. 100 Points Beat the game without dying.

Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/415 points)

Epic Battle Fantasy

Art Guy Unlocked 5/1/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Credits Guy Unlocked 5/1/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Chaos Unlocked 5/1/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fail Unlocked 5/1/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
King Slime Unlocked 5/1/09
10 Points
Slay the giant slime.
Beholder 10 Points Slay the tentacle beast.
Defender 10 Points Slay the sentinel.
Mecha 10 Points Slay the giant robot.
Regice 10 Points Slay the Pokemanz.
Goku 50 Points Slay your undead god.
Warrior 50 Points Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Hero 100 Points Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Knight 100 Points Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Owned Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Punching Bag Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Terrorist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I Like Swords Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pervert Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/18 (40/460 points)

Escape Pico's School

Seriously? Unlocked 5/1/09
5 Points
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
Spare Time 10 Points The credits are over, why are you still walking?
What's That Smell? 25 Points You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
Fire Starter 50 Points You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)

Madness Accelerant

A WINNER IS YOU Unlocked 11/21/09
25 Points
Beat the game.
Facerape 10 Points Let out all your aggression.
Pacifist 25 Points Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
True Face of Evil 25 Points Reveal the true face of evil!
Madness Mode 50 Points Defeat Madness Mode!

Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/135 points)

Pico's School

Brutal Unlocked 4/29/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Overkill Unlocked 4/29/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Save the Day 100 Points Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Marc Summers Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Scat Man Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Tap That Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bruckheimer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/7 (35/260 points)

Portal Defenders

Big Fuzzy Hug Unlocked 3/4/09
5 Points
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
BoM-nivore Unlocked 3/4/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
First Blood Unlocked 3/4/09
5 Points
Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 3/4/09
5 Points
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Doer of Radical Wrong Unlocked 3/4/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fishmonger Unlocked 3/4/09
10 Points
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Juggler Unlocked 3/4/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Exasperated 5 Points View the game walkthrough.
Konami 5 Points Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid 10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
ZAMBONI 10 Points Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo 25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs 25 Points Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner 25 Points Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver 25 Points View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez! 25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser 50 Points Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal 50 Points Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter 50 Points Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan 50 Points Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever 100 Points Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Creditz Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horde Fighter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 7/23 (50/540 points)

Stamper's Quest For Fags

Anti-Gravity Unlocked 4/29/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Going East Unlocked 4/29/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Heading West Unlocked 4/29/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Occasional Smoker Unlocked 4/29/09
10 Points
Score 50 points in easy mode.
2 pack-a-day 25 Points Score 50 points in medium mode.
Chain Smoker 50 Points Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Full-Time Addict 100 Points Score 100 points in nightmare mode.

Medals Earned: 4/7 (25/200 points)

Thing-Thing Arena 3

Buckshot Firestorm Unlocked 3/24/09
10 Points
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
Variety Kill Unlocked 3/19/09
10 Points
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
Misanthropist Unlocked 3/24/09
25 Points
150 Kills in a match
Can't wait for it 5 Points Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Execution 5 Points Perform an execution
Abundance of ammunition 10 Points 50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
Beligerantly understated 10 Points 50 Kills with a Single Beretta
Fire and shrapnel; this is my love 10 Points 100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
LAZOR OVURLOAD 10 Points 100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
Shove it up their nose and pull the trigger! 10 Points 50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
Tag! You're dead! 10 Points 100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
You can shoot them too 10 Points Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
Bullet hose wrangler 25 Points 100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
Chicago memoir 25 Points 100 Kills with the Thompson
Collateral Damage 25 Points 100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
Corrosive Personality 25 Points 100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
Crainial Eviscerator 25 Points 150 Headshots in one match
Deciple of Woo 25 Points 100 Kills with dual Berettas
Do ya feel lucky? 25 Points 100 Kills with the magnum
Hasta La Vista 25 Points 100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
Lead Pipe Ninja 25 Points 100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
Never bring a pistol to a rifle fight 25 Points 100 Kills with the Tavor
Piercing Glare 25 Points 100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
Shotgun Sniper 25 Points 100 Kills with the M1187
Tried em all 25 Points Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
Divine Powers 50 Points 100 Kills with Artifact 19

Medals Earned: 3/26 (45/500 points)